Why do these things happen to me?

   There isn't really anything deep happening to me right now but some cool things none the less. I have recently procured a job finally. Come Monday afternoon, I will be employed by the new D'Angelo's located in Greenfield, MA. I am excited for this because for a couple reasons. I will finally have some money coming in. Also, my schedule should be flexible enough to still pursue internships in broadcasting. However, I will also be the only person employed by this restaurant that is old enough to buy alcohol. Oh well, its not sad because I am not making a career of it. If I do, then someone please come ad kill me...I wonder how many people actually do wanna kill me?
   On another subject, today I went for a walk with my mother and my lovely dog. We were walking past these people who smile and said hi, then their dog chased behind mine and began to sniff her butt. As I leaned down to make a comment to the other dog he turned and ran towards this elderly lady walking behind us. As the dog left I said "she's old, you can do better" (referring to my dog cause she's almost 15 years old). Only after I said it did I realize that the old lady thought that I was speaking about her. Very, very awkward. I walked a bit fast after that.